1. We have warm hands which can be cooled about their ice fingers.
2. Their acts do not have any logic, but sometimes they correct.
3. They can be carried on hands.
4. They can listen, understand us, but thus not to use foul language.
5. They can be caressed, and they will "purr" about the at us in embraces.
6. They always have napkins, kerchiefs.
7. At them always all is in a handbag which because of weight is dragged by us.
8. They for us beautifully put on, do a make-up, often rising for this purpose in 5 o'clock in the morning.
9. They put on the huge decolletes, open bras, short short skirts etc. but when we look – they take offence and say that we trite and anxious.
10. They can us is tasty and is free (sex is not always a payment) to feed …
11. … and even to wash our clothes.
12. They change appearance more often, than we socks. Also take offence, if we have not noticed it.
13. They take offence almost at everything, but in a minute, indifferently, already kiss us.
14. They one sight, a touch, movement can excite us, and then urgently leave to the sick grandmother. But when we will refuse sex – they take offence.
15. Once again: they can take offence at everything, even on our insult.
16. They constantly demand, that we spoke to them about our love, paid compliments. Unless it is not visible: we and so love you, differently and would not suffer all your insults, bad moods.
17. The most terrible is ПМС, it is pleasant nothing to them (even we); all of them hate; shout at us; are capricious; do not know, that want, but ask us it to get it; expel us, but take offence and cry, if we leave.
18. Love, when other girls with envy look at us, but are jealous and take offence, if their sight sees we.
19. They do not release us to have a drink beer with friends for we will necessarily get drunk vodka and we will pick up any schoolgirls. Though we simply wish to have a drink beer and to look a match of League of champions in a bar where there will be one muzhiks.
20. But when they gather on девичник drink everything that burns that waters are stronger and is weaker some pure spirit, and never девичники happen without boys.
21. They discuss us with girl-friends, tell about our parametres (though also we so do …).
22. It it is beautiful in our T-shirts on a naked body.
23. They can tell that we perverts when we will suggest to have sex but if we do not make it and will leave, they name us impotent men or other bad words.
24. The shop for them is the second house, instead of a place for purchases.
25. They take offence, if we talk to saleswomen.
26. They never will understand, why when in films of men beat "there", we is painful on it we look.
27. We should not give birth to children. But it is possible to wash lawfully 7 days the son on 4 kg of 200 gramme and 55 see
28. We love children, but with them we will not be lisped.
29. Only they can cry and remember 3 days the broken nail which it raised month, and has broken, when wished us to pinch strongly. Thus the insult on us will be even stronger.
30. They think that if we do not cry and we do not shout, to us is not sick, when they us щипают of two-centimetric nails, attack feet a hairpin, beat us in a stomach. Anything similar, to us it is very sick, but we suffer.
31. They know that tears and sex can achieve from us almost only. Also use it.
32. They want, that we were jealous them of everything but when we are jealous them say that we fools and do not love them.
33. They trust in our fables.
34. They wait for us and our call but when we come or we call, pretend, what even have forgotten about us.
35. They take offence, when we forget about 35 days of our love, we do not mark them on a calendar as they.
36. We perfectly understand, when at them these days, and it is not necessary to hide it – all is visible even on your behaviour.
37. It is possible to put their photo on a desktop, near a bed, in a hall, to enclose in a purse, in the passport, вшить in a shirt, to hang up on a ceiling, or it will be made by them.
38. They accept relay race of our education at our mothers.
39. They by heart know all ours SMS, MMS and even a telephone directory and are jealous, when there there is new number unfamiliar to it, especially if it is signed as Ivanov of Century of the Item
40. They can hate all our acquaintances of a feminine gender.
41. We remember them, we think of them, but in an operating time it is necessary to think of work.
42. For the sake of us they are ready to suffer us.
43. They love us, and it improbably inspires us and gives forces.
44. They take away our forces during sex, but we receive much more.
And the main thing – we loved them, we love and we will love, because they bring what at us never was in our life and will not be without them!
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